Off

Can you believe my mum?? She wants me to marry someone whose Father's name is OFF?? I mean gimme a break and what about the mother?? Is her name On??
And the son name will probably be switch....lolz....you know so when i call my hubby it'll be switch where's off?? Or switch where's on?? Gosh this is soooo lame....but well i really don't feel like marrying....aiyoo...why can't life be easy?
Its simple Colin Farell will fall in madly in love with me when he sets eyes on me and decides i'm his 'the one' when he reads my column in the New York Times and everyone will be happy cause i'm happy and my mom will be thrilled to have an irish son-in-law and then we'll have a huge wedding with a horse carriage by the beach and i HAVE to wear a diamond filled tiara!! And then we'll live happily in the canary islands (of course we'll buy our own island!) and we'll make 6 georgeous babies and live happily ever after in our palace with 50 maids (oops i forgot the one before the 50 so that's 150 maids) and our own private shopping mall (where somerset bay and Borders will be the two largest stores)and we don't have to pay. there will also be julio Iglesias, tom jones and lene marlin singing whenever i want them to and oh very important.... a 7metres by 10metres chocolate fountain!! And ferrero rocher trees......oh ya and there must be these tabasco filled wells every 7 metres apart which has never ending tabasco sauce, with endless pizza and lasagna and horfun and tomyam kitchens everywhere. Oh and the best part in this world a woman can have two husbands so then my second hubby would be orlando bloom but only he has this really deep voice like vin diesel...hmmm....
Ok well....good dreams....now i have to content myself with a manicure with flowery prints and salad platters. Oh wait and loads of course work and revision cause exams are coming up.....ok yup thats about it....well son of 'off' i hope you're a good guy....we'll see.....