Challenge boredom

Okay I know I said obbsession is over….well it is over and my new phase of singledom has finally kicked in……ok….here goes nothing……
African Gollum likes me I said no
Mr bean indian version likes me I said no
Salman khan wannabe likes me….never asks me out
Will say no…
When will I ever say yes?
Ronaldo is out of my life and I have to get over it….just watched that movie get over it….quite funny….
Read hard love…..really read hard love…..didn’t cry….i don’t see why saiks likes that book? Probably never read a classic yet….Classics are AMAZ+ING!
Tinmans’ off in a world of he's own
Yellow, pondering in mysterious ways
Waiting for a ride in a BMW
Making funny noises by the side of the road…
Taking a chance on absolute oxygen
Tailoring cloths to strap around my fats
Watched princess diaries two and cried again…..want to read nicola and the viscount….and ‘hes just not THAT into you’
Reading sophie’s world and car mags, dun ask why…….very bored and tired….mundane pitifying lifestyle I lead…..today....
Going to change all that….have a plan for the holidays….after I come back from indonesia that is.

Loving life….loving wife….no life without wife….gosh who could create such a no brainer?

Chi chor….hi hor….mrs hor….who am I?
I am a contradictory, ambiguous, assuming, prying, discovering, smiling work of art created by the hands of the Almighty…to plague…or is that plaque? plague…the world with the infectious vir=us of laughter and smiles…..to contradict myself and make those around me get annoyed….make funny sounds and I snore too! So I make funny sounds during my slumber and when awake….
you don’t wanna know me….
im weird….
But then again………………………………………………………………………
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First stage over I hope…dun wanna cry no more….i wanna be somebody else….no my boo and no broken….no more sad songs….im outta love and im not in love……no more tears left….first stage officially over. think bout the fakir and the towel….and of course the yellow.

P.S.And if Khat, Neha, Shab,Shaz is reading this for some absurd reason…..my life is boring today didn't do anything lar! Thanks a lot for having no plans lar! and in true muralli style...thanks lar just thanks!